*Sociopath. Do yours.
Alright Sherlock, don’t make me get Mummy.
Are YOU my mummy?
No, your mummy is dead because she burned up on the ceiling
so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet
so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this
I AM THE CRAB LORD
This is still my favorite post on Tumblr.
i recently realized how muCH THIS SONG DESCRIBES THE PONDS
Whovians have hijacked a song originally meant for Twilight when they realized it belonged to them so much more.
That song doesn’t even come close to describing Twilight. It suits the three main fandoms much better.
It is the superwholockian anthem, and you can’t say otherwise.
Don’t forget Merlin